Monday, February 12, 2007

What Women DON'T Want

Amazon has this list of bad Valentine's Day Gifts. I'd have to say my favorite is a bottle of St. John's Wart --an herbal treatment for depression--to try to put your significant other in a good mood.
Billy Bass here comes in second for me. When he was first sold, I thought a talking wall mounted fish was bizarre, but cute. Now all I can think of is Tony Soprano getting that fish as a Christmas present from his daughter Meadow. He associated the fish with one in a fishmonger's display---and he kept seeing the head of his dead friend Salvatore Bonpensiero.

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