I saw a zombie today in the parking lot of the grocery store and I almost ran him over. The zombie was moving very slowly and was completely oblivious to traffic, people and crosswalks.-
As I approached, the zombie never deviated from his path, looking neither right nor left, head hunched down, fingers on his cell phone.
-
I hope it was an important "text."
-
He didn't even know it could have been his very last one.
No comments:
Post a Comment